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We have so many phrases we can suggest, it's just impossible to list them all! Here is just a sampling of how our creativity works!
General Phrases: HONK FOR LISA SHE'S 21 TODAY! BORN IN THE USA 31 YEARS AGO TODAY! BADDA BOOM BADDA BING SAMMIE'S DOING THE 50 THING! ISN'T IT ROTTEN WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN HAPPY 60TH! DO WE SMILE OR SCREAM MATTHEW'S 13! LARRY'S 40 HI HO HI HO OVER THE HILL GOES! LIKE FINE WINE, CAROL AGES WITH TIME! WE'RE ON THE SCENE CAUSE FINDLEY'S 14! 50 CHEERS FOR 50 YEARS CHERYL! LOOKIN GOOD, FEELIN FLIRTY, HONK YOUR HORN JOYCE IS 30! HONK AS YOU GO OUR JOHN'S HIT THE BIG 5-0! SALLY IS 18 WITH 32 YEARS EXPERIENCE! OH NO SAY IT AIN'T SO SAM IS THE BIG 6-0! IT'S SO KEEN MATTHEW IS 16! SHE'S SO SWEET SHE'S SO FINE STACY IS NO LONGER 39! Anniversary: WITH LOVE SWEAT & TEARS CRAIG & STACY MADE 10 YEARS! TODD & DANA MR & MRS 15 YEARS OF HUGS & KISSES! Graduation: YOU MADE IT YOU DID IT NOW LET'S CELEBRATE IT! CONGRATS! STACY YOU MADE IT CLASS OF 2008! KIM THE TASSEL WAS WORTH THE HASSEL! Retirement: TIME TO REST TIME TO PLAY JIM'S RETIRED TODAY! JEALOUS AS CAN BE YOU'RE A RETIREE SUE! BYE TENSION HELLO PENSION! HAPPY RETIREMENT!
Cows: KIM'S 40 TODAY AND THAT'S NO BULL! WE HERD JOHN'S OUT TO PASTURE AT 50! DON'T HAVE A COW, YOU'RE ONLY 50 NOW! COW-A-BUNGA! KAREN'S 30 GRAZING IN YOUR GRASS IS A GAS! HONK FOR JOE WE HERD HE'S 40 TODAY! PAM'S AN UDDER YEAR OLDER HAPPY 25TH! DANA YOU'VE AGED SO GRAZE-FULLY HAPPY B-DAY! HAVE YOU HERD THE MOOS? IT'S SUE'S 60TH!
Flamingos: WE FLEW IN FOR BILL'S 40TH BIRTHDAY! HAPPY FLOCKIN 40TH BIRTHDAY JIM! WE FLEW THE COOP TO WISH MIKE HAPPY B-DAY! FLOCKS OF LOVE FOR JILL'S 26TH BIRTHDAY! JEN'S 35 AND STILL IN THE PINK HAPPY BIRTHDAY! NO FLOCKIN WAY-KIM IS 60! HAPPY 25TH B-DAY SARA YOU'VE JUST BEEN FLOCKED! MADISON'S 30 & STILL IN THE PINK HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Penguins: TIME TO CHILL CAROLINE 'CAUSE YOUR OVER THE HILL AT 50! HAPPY BURR-THDAY RON'S 60! WE WADDLED IN FOR MADISON'S 5TH BIRTHDAY! CHILL OUT CRAIG IT'S COOL TO BE 40!
Dinosaurs: WELCOME TO THE PREHISTORIC AGE CRAIG'S 50! ONCE IDOLIZED, NOW FOSSILIZED TODD'S 40! WE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH DANA! HAPPY 60TH! NOW SHOWING TYLER THE 46 YEAR OLD FOSSIL! TO A DINO-MITE KID HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY ETHAN! DAVID MAY BE 50 BUT NOT YET EXTINCT! NO BONES ABOUT IT TARA IS 40!
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Golf Balls: CRAIG'S 41 AND STILL HOLDING HIS CLUB AND BALLS! PETE IS 70-KEEP THOSE BALLS IN THE AIR! SAM IT TAKES BALLS TO LOOK THIS GOOD AT 65! LISA'S TEE'D OFF BECAUSE SHE'S 40! HAPPY RETIREMENT SALLY TIME TO PAR-TEE! BOB'S 60 AND FINALLY UP TO PAR!
Bass Fish: 35 WISHES TO GO WITH YOUR FISHES RACHEL! COD DAM KEVIN'S 50 TODAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! SALLY LANDS 55 BIG ONES HAPPY BIRTHDAY! BRYAN THERE'S NOTHING FISHY ABOUT TURNING 60! |
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Pigs: 30 OINKS FOR GINA'S BIRTHDAY! THE PORKERS ARE HERE FOR TARA'S 28TH YEAR! SNORTY SNORTY MIKE IS 40! SHARON IS SHAKIN AND BAKIN AT 50! JOHN IT'S NO BIG SQUEAL TO BE 55! 35 PORKCHOPS FOR TANYA'S 35TH BIRTHDAY! HOGS & KISSES FOR BILL'S 49TH BIRTHDAY!
Teddy Bears: 45 BEAR JUGS FOR DIANE'S 45TH BIRTHDAY! BEAR WITH ALYSSA SHE'S 16 TODAY! HAPPY BEARTHDAY KIM'S 42! |
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Tombstones: LOOKING FOR GINA SHE'S OVER THE HILL AT 40! A MOMENT OF SILENCE SABRINA'S 39! JOE IS 47 TODAY AND ONE STEP CLOSER! DALE'S 40 HI HO HI HO OVER THE HILL HE GOES! DIRT & YOU TOO CLOSE TO CALL BOB IS 50!
Stars: STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT TARA IS 35 TONIGHT! STACY SHINES SO BRITE TONITE ON HER 45TH B-DAY! |
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Frogs: CRAIG DON'T CROAK YOU'RE ONLY 40! SOMEONE TOAD US IT'S YOUR 8TH BIRTHDAY ETHAN! HIP-HOP HOORAY IT'S CAROLINE'S 4TH B-DAY TODAY! HOPPY BIRTHDAY KEATON'S 4! |
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Race Cars: GENTLEMAN, START OUR ENGINES SCOTT'S 30! BILL DON'T BLOW A GASKET YOUR ONLY 50! LAUREN YOUR DAYS OF THUNDER ARE OVER AT 45! TODD DON'T BLOW A GASKET YOU'RE ONLY 40! JIM'S NOT BURNING RUBBER HE'S BURNING OUT!
Beer Mugs: 37 BEERS FOR 37 YEARS STACY ! TIP ONE FOR JOE HE'S 45 TODAY! |
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Owls: AIN'T IT A HOOT KIM IS 40 & THAT'S THE TRUTH! WHAT A HOOT GUESS WHOO'S 50-TODD THAT'S WHOOO! LOOK WHOOOO'S 60 NOW HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!
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